too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

(via manda)

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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kuronootoko:

gang0fwolves:

keyworldwide:

bythepowercosmic:

the-wolf-is-loose:

the0notesking:

If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?

Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head

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j5h:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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